Monday, 31 August 2015

Early in the Morning

Akpos’ wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.

The following conversation ensued...

WIFE: Honey…

AKPOS: Yes? Why are you waking me this early?

WIFE: (points to his phone) Who is ‘Alarm’ and why does she call at 5 every morning?

AKPOS: (says to himself) My God! What did I do to deserve this?

No comments:

Post a Comment